Hey there peeps!
So I got a new job, say hello to one of Saskatoon’s airport’s security clearance. Now don’t fuck with me bitches, or I will frisk you good, lol. So Spring was supposed to have sprung here, but appears to be a leak in plans lol. Snow and then lots of rain on top of that, Oh Saskatchewan, always so lovely and dependable with the weather, NOT! I wonder how many days of a hot summer we will have this year? Place your bets now, would be nice betting pool no? I can’t wait to wear shorts and sandles, and hit the bare ass beach lol.
So I was all read to slag the new Madonna album, but after 10 listens, it has grown on me nicely. It has some trippy shit said on it from a woman turning 50, but she is our gay whore til death lol. I am curious how the sales will be with her and Mariah battling it out. I must say her album cover is a bit retarded though as many say to flash her cooch again, it’s like is her husband Guy’s balls in there, just like her Man arms and the boxing theme. I have yet to see Madonna in concert and even if she sings little live, I want to see here show before I die or she quits on us. I hope she comes to Regina, hey the Stones did, anything is possible. Come on you fuckin stupid Canadian and Sask. promoters, shell out the fucking money!!!
SO i fuckin’ hate birds, at least the sounds of them. They are so noisy and always waking me up. I wish i had a little gun and just shoot them out of trees,lol. Go fuckin’ nest in a tree near someone else. I don’t mind the rain, it is needed and brings freshness, however when it hits your window hard and also your sloped roof it would irritate your last nerve as well lol. I suppose living on the top floor in my apt, doesn’t help all this. I want to move so bad, been here forever and time for change, but me broke and housing rental market in this city now is insane unfair. Also there is a busstop outside my apt and when the buses pull up so fuckin loud to, It’s like when u come to a full stop must your breaks and shit make that loud screching sound, get it fixed.
So some more bothersome things, why is on most chat sites and esp. gay profiles, people actually write they like long walks on the beach. I kid you not I have seen this on several Sask. ones to. My question, What fuckin beach? u cliche turd lol. Why is it when a sexual preference is stated for a gay man and they are a bottom, they have a huge picture of their large cock posted. I don’t like this bitter irony. "MMM Kay" Driving at night pisses me right the fuck off on the highways that is. People who tailgate you forever with lights right on your ass and never pass, yes I frequent a single lane highway, Fuck I hate this province, so backwards and cheap. Everytime I turn on my bathroom light switch, it makes a loud hissing sound, WTF? It’s not the lightbulbs, someone needs to put some attention into this shit hole I call home and fix it up without me paying for it more and more. I am once again paying a rent increase next month of fifty dollars, for what I say? Because they can!! Set some new laws government of Sask. rentalsman board, and most especially protect long term tenants like myself. Pricks you all are, make the rich richer and poor, poorer. Where the fuck is my Robin Hood, rescue me baby and will kiss your special place good lmfao. One last rant, I still watch a fair bit of Tv but not as much as used to, besides I can torrent and watch on computer now if miss or doesn’t air here which happens a lot. My beef is now that i watch alot on my computer, with my headphones as the hours are often late, I hear the annoying background sound in stereo sound and u just realize that often music in programs is not appropriate, and ruins the dialogue and show. Some of the music programmers for shows and movies need to be fired asap. I know it’s all the in thing, but some things need to stay classic and not be shoved down your throat daily, and they have to make it so loud. Cashing in and selling out is beyond the norm now. Don’t even get me started on laugh tracks, UGHHH!
I wish i had some extra money, If I had some I would love to get a ticket to the Kanye West show here, but a little over 100.00. It is supposed to be great show compared to U2 of all things with glow in the dark features. Damnit to hell, hate being poor. i am going to Sarah Slean concert in May though, little more subdued small crowd there lol.
Well I think its time to retire my rambling for the evening. SHOUT OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND TREVOR CIONA, HOPE U ARE READING THIS! TREVOR IS HAVING HIS BIRTHDAY THIS TUESDAY. I WON’T DIVULGE HIS AGE BUT HE IS STILL SEXY MF AND YOUNGER THAN ME lol. I HOPE YOU AT LEAST GET SOME HOT SEX FROM THE HUSBAND AND DON’T WORK OVERLY HARD ON THAT DAY. LOVE YOU FOREVER MY GOLDEN GIRL!!!!
PS. I kinda got addicted to this vanilla vodka all your fault bitch he he. Sucks I am plowing it down my throat alone, I hope we get some quality time soon.
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